Why is no one talking about how Lapras is no longer endangered?!
My mom told me to stop vapeing in the house and my dad just texted me this

Things I Want From Frozen 2: Elsa gets a girlfriend
Things I’ll Probably Get From Frozen 2: Olaf gets a girlfriend who is clearly his girlfriend because she has two snowballs on her chest
Good Frozen 2 Alternate Ending: Olaf gets a hunk boyfriend and guess where those two snowballs are
Tbh girls saying they want the Jim to their Pam is harmless but the straight dudes out there who call themselves the Jim or whatever are unhinged
Every guy who thinks he’s the Jim is actually a Michael
Idk what that means fuck off
I’m sorry I thought we were talking about characters from the office but apparently we’re just stomping around in our clown shoes
It should be socially unacceptable to come to work with a cold or similarly contagious disease.
It should be socially unacceptable to make your workers come to work with a cold or similarly contagious disease.